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Posted : 16/03/2011 9:54 pm
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I whole heartedly agree.

A roast dinner is great any day of the week and not just for Sundays..


 
Posted : 16/03/2011 9:59 pm
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Was the octopus a considerate lover?


 
Posted : 16/03/2011 9:59 pm
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rollerblading is good to firm your glutes............. 8)


 
Posted : 16/03/2011 10:00 pm
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No matter where you are or where you go, you will always be there


 
Posted : 16/03/2011 10:01 pm
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... am a werewolf.


 
Posted : 16/03/2011 10:03 pm
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Next time it could be child's face.


 
Posted : 16/03/2011 10:03 pm
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Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets...


 
Posted : 16/03/2011 10:05 pm
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Tomorrow never comes..


 
Posted : 16/03/2011 10:09 pm
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The problem, as always, is who do you play at left back?


 
Posted : 16/03/2011 10:10 pm
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frozen worms are easier to sharpen


 
Posted : 16/03/2011 10:11 pm
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random events beyond your control are seldom either


 
Posted : 16/03/2011 10:12 pm
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Culcheth! 😀

Uttoxeter though.


 
Posted : 16/03/2011 10:12 pm
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2012 is nigh.......... 🙁


 
Posted : 16/03/2011 10:12 pm
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Maxxis Highroller 2.35's


 
Posted : 16/03/2011 10:17 pm
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Drive defensively, buy a tank


 
Posted : 16/03/2011 10:18 pm
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Licking students is not acceptable.


 
Posted : 16/03/2011 10:20 pm
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Clean up soap operas 🙂


 
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Posted : 16/03/2011 10:21 pm
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how many scampi flavoured fries?


 
Posted : 16/03/2011 10:31 pm
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Baby Robin.


 
Posted : 16/03/2011 10:34 pm
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Excellent read


 
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Posted : 16/03/2011 10:41 pm
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My* cat has now had it's name changed from 'cat' to 'wolverine'.
I'm still in a bit of a quandary as to how to broach this subject with it.

*When I say 'My cat' I mean 'The hotel guest'


 
Posted : 16/03/2011 11:21 pm
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Posted : 17/03/2011 1:16 am
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Posted : 17/03/2011 3:25 am
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my hovercraft is full of eels


 
Posted : 17/03/2011 5:31 am
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When I consider the short duration of my life, swallowed up in the eternity that lies before and after it, when I consider the little space I fill and I see, engulfed in the infinite immensity of spaces of which I am ignorant, and which know me not, I rest frightened, and astonished, for there is no reason why I should be here rather than there. Why now rather than then? Who has put me here? By whose order and direction have this place and time have been ascribed to me?


 
Posted : 17/03/2011 7:23 am
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Marwood


 
Posted : 17/03/2011 7:34 am
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My hovercraft is full of eels....


 
Posted : 17/03/2011 7:53 am
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jesus, I've just checked - [b]my[/b] hovercraft is full of eels !

anyway, back on topic,

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Posted : 17/03/2011 8:46 am
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Mornington Crescent!


 
Posted : 17/03/2011 9:19 am
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There's no proof helmets work.


 
Posted : 17/03/2011 9:22 am
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Posted : 17/03/2011 9:31 am
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I

.. wonder if some day that you'll say that you're mine?


 
Posted : 17/03/2011 9:33 am
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vagina


 
Posted : 17/03/2011 9:35 am
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liker ?


 
Posted : 17/03/2011 10:02 am
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discuss....


 
Posted : 17/03/2011 10:07 am
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over there first on the right !


 
Posted : 17/03/2011 1:37 pm
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aye


 
Posted : 17/03/2011 2:15 pm
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post therefore I am 😕


 
Posted : 17/03/2011 2:17 pm
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Posted : 17/03/2011 3:29 pm
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Posted : 17/03/2011 6:44 pm
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CFCs have torn a hole in the ozone layer


 
Posted : 17/03/2011 8:08 pm
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once met a man who claimed to be


 
Posted : 17/03/2011 9:17 pm
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carumba


 
Posted : 17/03/2011 9:29 pm
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It's more the way it is now than it's ever been.


 
Posted : 17/03/2011 9:39 pm